Trotty marks his guard and prepares for battle.
Describe yourself in one word.
What words or phrases do you most overuse?
‘What the hell’
What is your most marked characteristic?
My chipped teeth
If you could edit your past, what would you change?
A few things that I’ve said. I’ll leave it at that
What is your idea of happiness?
A first-class seat on a plane
What’s your ideal sandwich?
Peanut butter and jam
Which living person do you most admire and why?
What advice would you give to your 16-year-old self?
Trust yourself more
What has been your biggest disappointment?
Whenever I lose a match
If you were an animal, what would you be?
What is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen?
Queenstown, New Zealand
What becomes of the broken hearted?
They turn to alcohol
What’s wrong with the world?
There are too many people with personal agendas
Which three people would you invite to your dream dinner party?
Tom Brady, Derek Jeter, Michael Johnson
Whose windows would you most like to smash?
That’s a tempting one… probably best I keep that to myself
What song would you have playing when walking out to bat?
I don’t know, mate. Anything. Katy Perry – Firework
Who would you like to play you in a film of your life?
If you could be one other cricketer for a day, who would you be?
Bradman, to see how good he really was
What’s your ultimate pet hate?
I’ve got a few actually. Packing my cricket bag
What was the first record you bought?
Roxette – Tourism
Who is your favourite fictional hero?