It is now 12 years since Joe Root made his England Test debut, a cherubic 21-year-old beamed down from the heavens to secure England a series win in India. His 73 was uncluttered and remarkably unfettered by the pressures of Test cricket. But it wasn’t a century, which is what we’re dealing with here, 34 tons later.

All 34 of Joe Root’s Test hundreds, ranked from worst to best

34. 103 v Sri Lanka, Lord's, August 29-31, 2024

Root’s fastest Test hundred, in part because it was arguably his least challenging. Ollie Pope chose not to enforce the follow on - best to leave that decision to Stokes, given what happened last time - so this was about giving the bowlers some rest, getting far enough ahead, and ensuring nothing catastrophic happened. Mission accomplished, and No.34 achieved.

33. 136 v West Indies, Edgbaston, August 17-19, 2017

England were 39-2 at one point, and West Indies would show at Headingley that they weren’t actually terrible, but the tourists’ efforts in the first Test, a day-nighter, suggested otherwise. Alastair Cook made one of those flat-pitch big doubles that pockmarked his latter career, and Dawid Malan’s 65 felt almost like a failure, so it’s second last.

32. 226 v New Zealand, Hamilton, November 29-December 3, 2019

It says plenty when a ton down near the bottom of your list is a double away from home against one of the best teams in the world. But this was such a dead track, with only 22 wickets falling in the game, that it doesn’t rank too highly.

31. 109 v West Indies, Antigua, March 8-12, 2022

OK, so arguably Root dusted off the horrors of the Ashes and showed he was still just as good as ever to set up a victory push. But by day four the wicket was flat – Zak Crawley also made a hundred – and England couldn’t get that win.

30. 153 v West Indies, Barbados, March 16-21, 2022

It’s tough to split the two Caribbean centuries in the death throes of Root’s captaincy, but Barbados was bigger and the ovation he got when bringing up the milestone showed that, no matter how bad England were, the Golden Boy would retain his place in the hearts of the faithful. Plus, I was there to watch it. Funny how England’s last ton before Ben Stokes took over was his slowest, the only one to come at a strike rate of under 50.

29. 142 v Sri Lanka, Lord's, August 29-31, 2024

The first of the twin Lord’s tons was better, helping ensure a strong total after the rest of England’s proper batters had thrown it away a tad. It’s not a stellar attack, nor the toughest conditions. But in a way it’s nice that Root now gets to make some ‘easy’ runs, after so many years of carrying England.

28. 122 v West Indies, Gros Islet, February 9-12, 2019

A ton in an overseas win, but West Indies had already won the series, and some of the intensity had gone. England also had a big lead. Meh.

27. 124 v India, Rajkot, November 9-13, 2016

Flat pitch, drab draw. At the time it felt like it might set the tone for a series in which England could compete with India. With hindsight, it did not.

26. 180 v Australia, Lord’s, July 18-21, 2013

A near-double in an Ashes win, but also one that came at a funereal – for Root – strike-rate of 52. With England claiming a first-innings lead of over 200, this just dragged out the inevitable. It also convinced us he could be a Test opener, which is a bad thing on the whole.

25. 122 v West Indies, Trent Bridge, July 18-21, 2024

One of two knocks in this list in which Root batted in joyful tandem with Brook. Enjoy them while they are together, because very rarely do you get a great and a future great at their best simultaneously. The pitch wasn’t challenging, but this was a good West Indies attack, and England had to eat away at a slender lead before Root entered.

24. 180* v India, Lord’s, August 12-16, 2021

Joe Root was properly imperious, and so far ahead of the rest. But also, the pitch was quite flat and England lost (the first time that had happened in a game in which Root tonned up).

23. 154* v India, Trent Bridge, July 9-13, 2014

You can make the argument this is a great knock, with England 298-9, more than 150 runs behind, and somehow still claiming a lead due to Root’s brilliance. But James Anderson made 81, so batting can’t have been too taxing.

22. 149* v India, The Oval, August 15-17, 2014

This is technically a daddy hundred at nearly a run a ball to seal a series win against one of the best teams in the world. But India had already mentally checked out, slipping to 90-9 on the first day and bowled out for 94 in the third innings, and Root had a rare platform, coming in at 203-3.

21. 121 v India, Headingley, August 25-28, 2021

The last hurrah of Root’s Test captaincy came at his home ground. He had a rare platform – until this winter, 159-2 was his best ever platform at No.4 – and England had already doubled India’s first innings score, which pushes it down a bit.

20. 125 v India, The Oval, September 7-11, 2018

England had already won the series, but India hadn’t given up. Joe Root played second fiddle to Cook’s magnificent swansong, but given this was peak ‘conversion rate woes’ time, it carries personal significance.

19. 153* v New Zealand, Wellington, February 24-28, 2023

A daddy hundred carved with the utmost of ease, away from home against a good team, but diminished by two factors. One: Root wasn’t the story as Harry Brook blazed to an even better 186. And two: Stokes declared, then made New Zealand follow on, and then lost. Had Root managed five runs more in the fourth dig, he could have troubled the upper reaches of this list. But alas…

18. 228 v Sri Lanka, Galle, January 14-18, 2021

Sri Lanka were hilariously crap in the first innings, gifting Dom Bess a five-for, and Root got plenty of support, for once. But given the travails of 2020, his only century-less year in Test cricket, this felt like a new page had been turned. Ten more tons since then suggests it wasn’t just a page, it was a whole new chapter.

17. 176 v New Zealand, Trent Bridge, June 10-14, 2022

The least good of Root’s three tons under Stokes to that point, only because the pitch was laden with runs. It did include a scoop for six however, less than a week after Geoffrey Boycott had said that what makes Root great is that he never scoops.

16. 182* v West Indies, St. George’s, April 21-25, 2015

Root had a rare platform, coming in at 162-3, and again, West Indies felt limited, even though they would prove competitive in the third, earning a series-levelling draw. He stroked it on a pitch where few others could, and looked suitably annoyed after a dozy Anderson run out robbed him of a dart at a double.

15. 200* v Sri Lanka, Lord’s, June 12-16, 2014

A ton to banish some of the pain of the winter, and to reassert Root as a world-class talent after his one and only Test dropping.

14. 104 v New Zealand, Headingley, May 24-28, 2013

At Root’s home ground, England slipped to three down early on, with the future captain embracing the familiar feeling of walking in before lunch. His ton underpinned a total just above 350, setting the platform for a series-sealing win. Boult and Southee weren’t quite the bowlers they are now, but the pitch still had enough in it. This is also one of Root’s busiest hundreds, with a strike-rate of 62 despite containing only nine fours.

13. 118* v Australia, Edgbaston, June 16-20, 2023

A tone-setting hundred for an always entertaining Ashes series, and a quietly important innings for Root as well, who was without an Ashes ton since 2015. And then Stokes declared, depriving Root the chance to add a few with the tail for the second hundred in succession. And for the second time in succession, England lost. They haven’t declared since. Still, good knock, if not quite up there with his very best.

12. 190 v South Africa, Lord’s, July 6-9, 2017

Captaincy didn’t always go smoothly, but it started out pretty well. Root was battling flu, and faced with an attack containing Kagiso Rabada, Morne Morkel and Vernon Philander, but still strummed 190 at nearly a run a ball.

11. 254 v Pakistan, Old Trafford, July 22-25, 2016

Perhaps Root’s most flawless innings. In a way, it’s an innings he might rue, given it came at No.3 and suggested he could be a long-term first-drop. With England having lost the opener, this was an important knock, and came against a strong attack.

10. 134 v Australia, Sophia Gardens, July 8-12, 2015

England weren’t given much chance in the 2015 Ashes, after the twin debacles in Australia the two winters hence. Root’s hundred on the first day of the series, while chancey, set the tone for a rollicking win, and despite a pair of London drubbings, England would go on to win 3-2.

9. 130 v Australia, Trent Bridge, August 6-8, 2015

Day one started with Stuart Broad’s 8-15, Australia 60 all out, and the Ashes all but won. Root confirmed there would be no comeback, and by stumps he had doubled Australia’s score by himself. He played beautifully too.

8. 186 v Sri Lanka, Galle, January 22-25, 2021

Given the game situation, this was far superior to his double in the opening game of the series. Sri Lanka had actually batted OK for once, and England were 5-2 when Root walked in. He ended up with well over half the runs to his name, and a second series whitewash in Sri Lanka secured.

7. 122* v India, Ranchi, February 23-26, 2024

Had England won, this might have taken top spot. Following on from an instantly infamous reverse-ramp dismissal, Joe Root refocussed, put away the silly stuff, and ground out a masterpiece on a pitch which displayed uneven bounce from the off. It looked as if it would set up a series-levelling win. Instead, England collapsed and India claimed an unassailable 3-1 lead.

6. 124 v Sri Lanka, Pallekele, November 14-18, 2018

The crowning moment of England’s bright but brief ‘Total Cricket’ phase. Root’s dashing knock dragged England from effectively 62-4 to a match-winning lead, and confirmed a series win away from home against good opposition.

5. 142* v India, Edgbaston, July 1-4, 2022

It’s a rapid hundred to ace a record chase and salvage a series draw against arguably the world’s best team. It’s a marker of how ridiculous the early McCullum months were – and how good Root is – that it only just sneaks in the top five.

4. 109 v India, Trent Bridge, August 4-8, 2021

On the one hand, this is a hundred in a draw which probably would have been a loss without weather intervening. On the other, India’s attack is one of the best Root has tonned up against, and had he failed, the consequences could have been disastrous. England could have been staring at nine more Tests against India and Australia with a malfunctioning batting line-up and in danger of losing all of them. Instead, they only lost most of them. But it felt like a possible turning point at the time.

3. 115* v New Zealand, Lord’s, June 2-5, 2022

Could the Bazball revolution have failed before it had started without this ton? Back in the first Test of the 2022 summer, England’s batting was still dependent on Root, with a little help from Ben Stokes. And this was a masterclass, on a tricky pitch, whirring and scuttling at the perfect paced to avoid the second new ball and to get England’s fans their money back. Man of the people.

2. 110 v South Africa, Johannesburg, January 14-16, 2016

Away from home to win a series against the No.1 side in the world, giving England a slim lead against an attack filled with greats. Very nearly the best there is.

1. 218 v India, Chennai, February 5-9, 2021

Forget what came after it for a second. England’s win in the first Test ranks among their best in the last 30 years, and it was underpinned by Root, in the form of his life. When you remember again what came after it, how badly England struggled, it’s even more remarkable that Root was so dominant against an attack who would end up all over his team.