Who are we? Why are we here? What is life?

These are all questions that philosophers have spent their lives trying to find the answer to. After Friday, April 5, in Bengaluru, we can add one more to that list: Where do you bowl to Andre Russell?

Virat Kohli, for one, might be inclined to turn to higher knowledge. His Royal Challengers Bangalore side succumbed to their fifth straight loss, but this time, they weren’t horrendous, like they have been in previous matches. They were nailed on for victory here, against Kolkata Knight Riders, till Russell had his say.

What’s hot

Virat Kohli. No, not for his batting – he was typically brilliant with the bat, scoring a 49-ball 84, and for once, Bangalore looked in contention for a win because of that. No, the problem with Kohli is his captaincy, which has been the subject of plenty of debate heading into this tournament.

His visible, and admittedly understandable, frustration was unfortunately expressed in typical rants and raves. That led some to genuinely wonder how his team-mates can approach him for guidance or counsel when he is such an intimidating captain.

Furthermore, there were questions surrounding some his decisions – why did he not bowl Moeen Ali? Is he in the squad as a pure batsman, and if so, is that justified? Why, in the crucial penultimate over with obvious signs that Russell had found his rhythm, did he choose to use the expensive Tim Southee, when Pawan Negi, his best bowler all day, had an over to go?

The hope for the Indian fan now is that none of Bangalore’s failings rattle Kohli before the World Cup.

What they said

‘I know I’m special.’

– Andre Russell showing excellent command of stating the obvious.

What they didn’t say

‘Mate, the coast is clear. Make a run for it now?’

– Southee and Stoinis, hiding out in the restroom, plan their escape from Kohli’s ire.

What next

Double-header Saturday. Can Chennai Super Kings bounce back after their first defeat of the season? Can Mumbai Indians, who have already stopped a juggernaut, stop another in Sunrisers Hyderabad? Plenty of excitement and all that, but you can be sure it’ll be nothing of the sort Russell served up.