First off, credit where credit is due. Australia have prepared terrifically well and been too powerful for England. I said before the start of the series that I didn’t think their quick bowlers would stand up fitness-wise but it’s apparent now that they have planned for two years for this Ashes and they got them primed and ready to go.

Australia have gone with the archetypal three-pronged pace attack with an off-spinner holding the game. Nathan Lyon has bowled so well for them that Steve Smith has just been able to rotate his quicks and they’ve been too strong.

A word on Smith’s batting, too. I thought the interview he gave the other day was all-revealing. When he was asked, ‘Why are you so good?’ he just said, very matter of fact, ‘I just get on off stump and watch the ball’. Simple as that. You can try all sorts of different grips and stances, change this, change that, correct a fault with a fault, but if you stick to what you believe you’re good at, it gives you the best possible chance.

To know whether they should be dropped you’ve got to be in that changing room and see what their demeanour is. Have they got the balls for it? From the dressing room you get a sixth sense if they’re spent. Or you can tell that this bloke is utterly determined to turn it around. It comes down to drive, ambition and determination. ‘I will turn this around.’ The evidence with Cook is that he’s been going for extra practice and doing a lot extra behind the scenes, so I would suggest he still has that drive. Michael Atherton had a chronic loss of form which made him even more determined to succeed and Cook is a similar type of character.

But to really get to the guts of why England struggle overseas we need to look at the bigger picture. The English county cricket system, of which I’m a huge fan, produces a certain type of player, particularly bowlers. The nature of the pitches mean there’s no real need to play fast bowlers in county cricket. A lad called George Garton who has been identified by England hardly plays for Sussex. Young quicks like him, Olly Stone, Tom Helm and Josh Tongue need to be looked after and played at the appropriate time. Identify that pace – we’re talking 90mph – and prime them to play in certain series.

Our system will always turn up bowlers like Jamie Porter, Tom Bailey, Joe Leach, Darren Stevens. They’re wonderful cricketers but only effective in the UK. That’s the way that our system is. Now, we either carry on with that, and say that the county chairmen are right to look after the county members, insisting their best bowlers play week in, week out, or you look at that bigger picture, in terms of competing abroad.

We are very effective with a Dukes ball in English conditions – you could play Jamie Porter in a Test match in England next summer and he’ll do fine – but they’re not the bowlers who can necessarily reproduce that form with a Kookaburra ball on hard, fast, burnt pitches.

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And finally…

The festive season can’t all be about early starts and Ashes defeats. I’m out in Manchester today with a dozen or so mates for our Christmas do. We’re setting up in the Northern Quarter and having a wander around the pubs, sampling the best ales on offer.

Bumble was speaking to Jo Harman