South Africa’s eccentric hero and No.1 quick Dale Steyn is an ocean.
Describe yourself in one word.
Ocean
What words or phrases do you most overuse?
Shame… I say shame a lot
What is your most marked characteristic?
My tattoo and my “go-go” attitude
If you could edit your past, what would you change?
Nothing. Pretty stoked with my mistakes and achievements
What is your idea of happiness?
So many things… But being a traveller, getting home to family friends and my dogs makes me very happy!
What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Dishonesty
Which living person do you most admire, and why?
My grandfather! Just a special man who’s always been there for me, and at the ripe age of 78 still offers me the best guidance and advice I could ask for
What would be your fancy dress costume of choice?
Definitely cross dress! Xena the Warrior Princess or something funny like that! It’s fancy dress dude, gotta make people laugh
What has been your biggest disappointment?
Too many…
What is the most important lesson life has taught you?
We all know this song… “You can’t always get what you want… But if you try sometimes, you just might find, you get what you need!”
If you were an animal, what would you be?
Fish eagle
What is the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen?
I’m a sucker for nature! So Victoria Falls is right up there along with some amazing beaches in the Caribbean and Mauritius
What becomes of the broken hearted?
Life is a grindstone, it depends what you’re made of whether if it shines you up or wears you down
What’s wrong with the world?
Greed
In which era would you most like to have lived?
I like today
What’s your favourite joke?
Can’t remember
Who would you like to play you in a film of your life?
Shia LaBeouf
Who is your favourite fictional hero?
I’d say Batman
What is the most overrated virtue?
I’m stuck on that one
What if God was one of us?
Ab de Villiers, maybe?
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
The chicken
