"Diarrhoea, drips and dehydration... illness and injury have led to some memorable moments over the years"
"It's not hard to get off your backside"
"We went quiet when Viv Richards came out to bat. We went quiet on Javed Miandad, on Martin Crowe"
'In hindsight, I probably shouldn’t have told Curtly Ambrose to remove his white wristband'
The Five Day War
"I’m not his dad, please go and have a look at his birth certificate!"
Jones was a Cricketer of the Year in 1990
"It's gonna be very unfair for the fans"